Women are like…

“Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men…. Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.”

A friend sent this to me today. It’s the first time I’ve heard it, and it’s just so perfect I had to share it.

I’m single. I have been for a while. And there are a lot of women in my same boat. Sometimes it can be discouraging. Just remind yourself, if applicable - 

All you single ladies are just the best apples, ripening to perfection so when the right guy climbs the tree you’ll be super delicious.

Also, make sure you want to be picked. :)

—–Video for this post —–>> Baby Dancing to Beyonce’s “All the Single Ladies”

And here’s another thing to remember about women-

“Women are like tea bags, they don’t know how strong they are until they get into hot water.”

~ Eleanor Roosevelt

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One Response to “Women are like…”

  1. Paul Hegarty says on :

    Hi Erin,

    I like this post, now for a fun comment, in defense of us bottom feeders, the apples higher on the tree must also be careful because the guy who climbs to the top may just have good hands. Your blog is fun – keep up the enjoyment. :)

    Best Wishes
    Paul

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